I refuse to answer calls from numbers I don't recognize today. This is my first day off in two weeks and I'm avoiding the Noids!

Back in the Day

A Facebook friend's status reminded me of something funny. I did so much drinking in my first year of college that I literally had to look down and make sure I was wearing pants before I left for class in the morning. God, I don't know how I did it! Staying up till 2 AM getting smashed almost every night, then going to 8 AM classes every morning. My grades started kinda sucking (surprise!) so I decided I'd better get serious. If I abused my body like that now, I'd be dead in a week!